There are two types of friends in this world.
1) Those who really are true friends
2) Those who take advantage of you as a "friend"
Every now and then this girl whom I know will look for me is either that she wants books or help with something. I'm ok with helping people but at least not only to look for me when you want help from me. What about the other days huh? What am I or who am I to you??Invincible??Unknown stranger?? Not even a sincere sms or message asking how am I or whats up with you.
Everytime when she wants something its like "Wow!!" the sentences in smses or msn messenger are so "nice". Always beginning with "I'm sorry to disturb you" etc. Yeah well, I don't care anymore! I'm not gonna be your puppet ever again! If you seek help, you can go to someone else and if you have headache with your trouble, do what everyone else does. FREAKING EAT SOME PANADOL!! =)
My Dear, you've really crossed the line.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
Couple Shoes
http://www.brooksrunning.com/prod.php?p=42224&k=82129
I got both of these pics from www.brooksrunning.com (Pls don't sue me for copy rights!)
Couple shoes they say. Well...NO!! I own one pair of Beast and Pei Ying owns a pair of Adrenaline (mind you we are NOT couples ok?)
Anyway, today was the second time that the both of us heard the couple comment and the first one came from Li Ching our teaching assistant.
I got both of these pics from www.brooksrunning.com (Pls don't sue me for copy rights!)
Couple shoes they say. Well...NO!! I own one pair of Beast and Pei Ying owns a pair of Adrenaline (mind you we are NOT couples ok?)
Anyway, today was the second time that the both of us heard the couple comment and the first one came from Li Ching our teaching assistant.
Stella: Ei, Nicky, Nicky!
Me: Yea?? What is it?
Stella: How come your shoes and Pei Ying's shoes same wan ah? couple shoes ah?
Me: No lah..not couple shoes lah! ><"
Stella: Aiyer, why you two buy couple shoes huh? Not right to Sathia already lah you!
Me: ><" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pei Ying: hUAHahahAHhaa!!! Nicky...Nicky..NickyyyyyYyYy!!!~
Me: *Speechless*
Me: Yea?? What is it?
Stella: How come your shoes and Pei Ying's shoes same wan ah? couple shoes ah?
Me: No lah..not couple shoes lah! ><"
Stella: Aiyer, why you two buy couple shoes huh? Not right to Sathia already lah you!
Me: ><" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pei Ying: hUAHahahAHhaa!!! Nicky...Nicky..NickyyyyyYyYy!!!~
Me: *Speechless*
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Molested
Getting molested was....an experience! I was watering the plants at the garden and I wanted to wash my car after that. Then, this Malay man came by driving a SILVER KELISA with the number plate NBN 9958. He was looking for a person who used to work for my parents and that person was a tranny. So, I said nobody is at home and there were no flowers etc. He insisted to take a look at some *vases* and will be back on Monday if he wanted any. Initially i thought his intentions were good and i let him in. And, into the house we were downstairs looking at *vases* and he tapped my arse. I was like "..Okay.....this isn't right..if he touches me again he'll be in deep shit" and guess what? HE DID!!! He molested my doink! hahah! Now he really had it. I grabbed his shirt and cornered him and shouted him nicely. Luckily he was like 3 heads shorter than me (never trust short people! XD ! )
Me: What do you want?!!!! What do you really want?!!!! TELL ME!!! You want me to make
police report is it now ha?!! I will call the police now and get your ass!!!
Horny Ass: Soli soli...beli beli solli!!! solli solli!!!! beli solli!!!
Me: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! NOW!!! *shoves and pushes!! I'll call the police!! GET OUT!!
Horny Ass: Soliiiii...i really looking for vases only!! beli solli!!!
( Gets into his SILVER KELISA, NBN 9958 and inserts car key)
yea...my arse and my doink are vases! hah!! ><" !!
Me: *Grabs key! YOU DON'T FCUK WITH ME YOU KNOW THAT OK?! DON'T FCUKING
FCUK WITH ME!! I'LL CALL THE POLICE TO GET YOUR ASS!!!
Horny Ass: SOLI!! DON'T!! PLEASE!! BELI SOLI!! (ya..we know you only can say *beli soli*)
Me: *Throws key back to him! GO!!!..and just before he left...*THUD!!!
(Yup..I lost it and I kicked right rear passenger door)
Horny Ass: *Stops car!!..gets out of the car* My car!!..You got my car!
Me: Yar...and you got my car (my doink) too!!! Go back and explain what happened to your wife!!
Horny Ass: *Mumbles mumbles! ( I think he said Fcuk you! )
Me: What do you want?!!!! What do you really want?!!!! TELL ME!!! You want me to make
police report is it now ha?!! I will call the police now and get your ass!!!
Horny Ass: Soli soli...beli beli solli!!! solli solli!!!! beli solli!!!
Me: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! NOW!!! *shoves and pushes!! I'll call the police!! GET OUT!!
Horny Ass: Soliiiii...i really looking for vases only!! beli solli!!!
( Gets into his SILVER KELISA, NBN 9958 and inserts car key)
yea...my arse and my doink are vases! hah!! ><" !!
Me: *Grabs key! YOU DON'T FCUK WITH ME YOU KNOW THAT OK?! DON'T FCUKING
FCUK WITH ME!! I'LL CALL THE POLICE TO GET YOUR ASS!!!
Horny Ass: SOLI!! DON'T!! PLEASE!! BELI SOLI!! (ya..we know you only can say *beli soli*)
Me: *Throws key back to him! GO!!!..and just before he left...*THUD!!!
(Yup..I lost it and I kicked right rear passenger door)
Horny Ass: *Stops car!!..gets out of the car* My car!!..You got my car!
Me: Yar...and you got my car (my doink) too!!! Go back and explain what happened to your wife!!
Horny Ass: *Mumbles mumbles! ( I think he said Fcuk you! )
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