Molested

Getting molested was....an experience! I was watering the plants at the garden and I wanted to wash my car after that. Then, this Malay man came by driving a SILVER KELISA with the number plate NBN 9958. He was looking for a person who used to work for my parents and that person was a tranny. So, I said nobody is at home and there were no flowers etc. He insisted to take a look at some *vases* and will be back on Monday if he wanted any. Initially i thought his intentions were good and i let him in. And, into the house we were downstairs looking at *vases* and he tapped my arse. I was like "..Okay.....this isn't right..if he touches me again he'll be in deep shit" and guess what? HE DID!!! He molested my doink! hahah! Now he really had it. I grabbed his shirt and cornered him and shouted him nicely. Luckily he was like 3 heads shorter than me (never trust short people! XD ! )

Me: What do you want?!!!! What do you really want?!!!! TELL ME!!! You want me to make
police report is it now ha?!! I will call the police now and get your ass!!!
Horny Ass: Soli soli...beli beli solli!!! solli solli!!!! beli solli!!!
Me: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! NOW!!! *shoves and pushes!! I'll call the police!! GET OUT!!
Horny Ass: Soliiiii...i really looking for vases only!! beli solli!!!
( Gets into his SILVER KELISA, NBN 9958 and inserts car key)

yea...my arse and my doink are vases! hah!! ><" !!

Me: *Grabs key! YOU DON'T FCUK WITH ME YOU KNOW THAT OK?! DON'T FCUKING
FCUK WITH ME!! I'LL CALL THE POLICE TO GET YOUR ASS!!!
Horny Ass: SOLI!! DON'T!! PLEASE!! BELI SOLI!! (ya..we know you only can say *beli soli*)
Me: *Throws key back to him! GO!!!..and just before he left...*THUD!!!
(Yup..I lost it and I kicked right rear passenger door)
Horny Ass: *Stops car!!..gets out of the car* My car!!..You got my car!
Me: Yar...and you got my car (my doink) too!!! Go back and explain what happened to your wife!!
Horny Ass: *Mumbles mumbles! ( I think he said Fcuk you! )